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What is BeefStorm?
Beefstorm Dot Com is my personal website about all things badass
and big-pimpin’ yo. (I am quarter black, so I can say that)
If you don’t like my website, go cry on your gay lover.
It is a scientific fact that you are gay if you dislike this site.
I have tested this hypothesis many of times, and the results are
conclusive.
Email
Why the hell can nobody get my email address right? It isn't hard.
B E E F S T O R M, thats easy shit! I tell them it's whatever
at BEFSTORM dot com, and they are like: “beef-what”?
“beef-shower”? “beef-store”? This is damn
annoying people. I clearly say it is BEEFSTORM. How the fuck hard
is it? You fucking retards! It blows my mind how stupid people
are. Next person to get the name wrong is going to get a karate
chop to the genitals, and will not receive my sweet-ass email
address, which is an even worse punishment if you ask me.
If you have any complaints, you can email me by
clicking HERE
Beef Storm